Thursday, September 30, 2010
Quirky China
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
China, Shanghai - Walking Around the City
Once I got up the next morning, I asked the guy at the front desk how to get to the Shanghai Propaganda Poster Art Center, but he had no idea what I was talking about. It was mentioned in the $45 travel guide I bought, I know, $45! and was definitely high on my things-to-do-while-in-China list.
It wasn’t until the 70’s that Mao was portrayed as the rising sun in the iconic images I have learned to associate with Red China. Even though Mao wasn’t featured until the 70’s, propaganda art started because of him. And there were heaps of illustrations with Mao, Stalin, Marx and some other bloke I’d never heard of, his name starts with an E. These images were huge too, they took up the entire wall sometimes.
So this year was the year of the Expo, and there was tons of hype over it. People at the hostel were talking about it, and I even met a few travellers who had mentioned it along the way. Basically, what it was a gigantic presentation on different countries and each country has a different set up. The outside of the structure was different and specially tailored. For example, Canada’s exhibit was a giant ‘C’ shaped building, rather uninspiring if you ask me, while China had opted for a more traditional oriental facade. These expos were situated at various places around the city and drew a great many people. I, however, thought the entire idea was more than silly, so I didn’t go. I mean, seriously? I went to a couple of country fairs in elementary school, and honestly, if I wanna learn more about a random country, I’ll just visit it thank you very much. Anyway, this is the mascot of the Expo, a ripped-off version of Gumby, only blue and modernized.
Anyway, back to my day. Along the way I ate some dumplings from a street vender that was oh-so good, and entirely likely it was from an animal I would have preferred not to eat. I stumbled across a movie theatre that was playing ‘Inception’ so I bought a ticket. I enjoyed the movie, and after it ended, I made my way to the subway station, only to watch the last train pass me by. It was 11pm and the subway was closed! SO STUPID! London does the same thing, and it drives me nuts!
Besides being annoyed, I was also in trouble. I hadn’t bothered to get the address of my hostel and had no idea how to get back. Fortunately I remembered the subway station it was near, so I told a taxi driver where I needed to go, and he quoted me a price that was much to high, so I kept on shopping until I got a reasonable rate.
So I told the guy, ‘Lumbard Station,’ assuming he knew where it was since he agreed to drive me there. As it turns out, Lumbard Station is not on Lumbard Road, which is where he took me. Luckily for me, I remembered one of the two roads I had to walk down to get to my hostel the night before. Unluckily for me, I had no idea what the cross street was called. And the only reason I remembered the name of the road was it reminded me of the Korean word for chicken, which is dak.
The cabbie dropped me off at a random intersection, and having no idea where I was or where I needed to go, I started my search for a hotel that would have a concierge and Internet access. No luck. The only business I found that was open was a massage joint, which made me wonder, what kind of massages are they giving at midnight on Thursday? I went in and asked the front desk if I could use the Internet. I should say, I completely get that not everyone speaks English. And that’s fine. But I think we can all agree that the word ‘internet’ is globally understood. The kid at the front desk called a few other kids into the lobby, who all gawked and pointed at me, and pretended not to know what I was asking. They kept saying ‘no Internet’ and wanted me to pay them to use the computer that was clearly online. I was so mad. Then they told me I needed to get a massage to use the Internet. I told them I’m lost, I just need the use the Internet for 3 minutes and I’ll go. Not only where they completely unhelpful, but they were rude and insolate too. So I stormed out of there angrier than I’ve been in a long time.
As I was walking away I thought of what I should have done, as what generally happens. But I was so irate that I turned on the spot and went right back inside. Now, I’m not entirely sure I’m doing myself any good by posting my next course of action on this little ol’ blog of mine, I don’t wanna jeopardize the cool-headed, wise traveller you may see as, but, well, I’m gonna. I went inside and they were all still standing there, laughing over my fate, and I asked, ‘Are you going to help me? Can I use your Internet?’ to which I got a resounding no. So I spat on the floor and shouted an explanative my aunt and uncle don’t need to read. And I walked out the door. And that was that!
Having successfully completed my very expressive form of protest, I was pumped with adrenalin. I briskly walked back to the random intersection the cab driver had dropped me off at, and for some reason, that moment, I recognize exactly where I was and knew how to get to my hostel! I had stood at that same crossroad for 15 minutes, and couldn’t place where I was, but for some unknown reason, my internal GPS system turned on, and I marched back to my hostel feeling confident and empowered!
I checked out the Bund, which is a riverside walk that features the noteworthy Shanghai skyline. It was a nice walk, but I’m not entirely sure why it’s feature at the top of every ‘must see’ list. But all the same, I haven’t seen a good skyline in, well, years; since I went to L.A. I guess. And the surrounding buildings reminded me of London and Big Ben.
I was on a mission to get some souvenirs, and as I mentioned, Nan Jing Road was way beyond my budget, so I kept on the lookout for some cheap markets with street vendors set up along the street. My reasoning was, street vendors probably don’t pay rent, so I could hopefully get some good bargaining done. Well, I walked and walked, and when I thought my feet just might fall off, I kept on walking, and what do you know? I found such a market. And it was CRAZY packed.
At a certain point in my walk, the Chinese military came out from nowhere and were marching and directing traffic and showing all kinds of authority, though I never did find out why. Maybe it was a holiday thing, I dunno, but it definitely alarmed me to see the city teaming with such a strong military presence. Luckily there was no call for Americans to rush to the embassy, so I was relieved, but still, it wasn’t something necessarily revelled in.
‘Well, you’re a strange man, that’s a dark alley, and I’m in a foreign country. I think this is where we part ways.’
He smiled at this and asked, ‘Would it help if I had a friend come along with us?’
‘Uh, no, I don’t think so, I would just be outnumbered. Thanks for your time though,’ and I headed down the familiar and indescribably safe-feeling road I had been walking down all day. Deal or not, it just seemed like the prudent thing to do.
Finally I bought all the trinkets I’d been putting off buying, and in the midst of all this last minute shopping, I accidentally left my ATM card in the ATM machine. Ugh! I didn’t realize this until many hours later with countless miles behind me, and since it was my Korean card, I couldn’t call the bank to cancel it because the English speaking line wasn’t open on the weekends. So I had to call my dad and have him put some money in my U.S. account and hope for the best. As it turned out, I was fine, so no worries. And at least this happened on the last day of my massive trip.
Speaking of money, the Chinese money is pretty cool:
Aside from a disastrous beginning and end, my trip to China was fantastic! I saw some really cool sights, got to check the Great Wall off my ‘things-to-see-before-old-age-riddles-my-body list’ and took some amazing images, if I do say so myself. If you read this entire China missive, wow! Props to you, and if you didn’t, well, the pictures are worth a gander. Thanks for sharing this extraordinary journey with me, the more the merrier I say!